2018-06-15
expanded shitdoodle nonsense. yes this page is kinda ugly on purpose <3
rearranged more or less chronologically. on paper the story itself would not be chronological at all, but this page has all the nonsense upfront.
there are typed-out captions if you click the images, in case you cannot read the chickenscratch. i understand
The Past.
Tara, a mess: dw lil sis
im fuckin scared shitless
but like.
go tf to bed.
expectation: #heroism
“ur a real livesaver nico” Ivy says, as he heroically saves her from water
reality: Ivy -dying noises- in the background
Nico, distruntled: i almost died
Ava: i like dead stuff
Tara, distracted: shit me too
Nico: [frowning]
Ivy: i love my dog
Nico: cool beans / i am allergic
Ava: its ur dead pet
???, offscreen: I love you
???, offscreen & dragging Ivy closer: back my child
[Ivy is not happy; dog’s tail wags]
[watching in the doorway]
Tara: all is well
Nico: stfu this was a Big Fuckin Mistake™
Ivy & Nico: rant rant rant complain complain complain
I&N: holy shit someone gets it
[ an entire scene happened here somehow ]
Tara: k so we trust each other right
Ava: ye
Tara: gr8. so idk what im doin in life lol and [dumps personal shit]
Ava: hey man me neither
Tara: —wtf
A: yeah prob not gonna live long anyway
T: Um.
A: its cool
Ava: But hey [pulling a rope, not listening] lemme show youuuu
Tara: Ava.
Ava: my death box
it is a box for death
[zoomed-out view of the death box contraption]
A, offscreen: better die young b4 you become crusty right???
Tara, upset, in the foreground: im going home
(x) Ava will remember that.
???, offscreen: uh sweatie / u ok
Tara, staring disgruntledly at food n shit: (internally) she drowned our cat shitlips
The Present.
[google search: “suspicious couple in my area”]
[is Vexus, #internet detective]
Ivy: k goin out want anyth—
Nico: a will to live
Ivy: anything else
[Vexus holds a phone up to the window, Now Recording: Drama]
???, offscreen: wtf liar
???: oh he ded
Vexus, standing on a counter and pointing angrily: confess ur sins
Ivy, nonplussed: is that a gremlin
Ivy: and then everyone was sad / so pls STFU.
[offscreen, guilty Nico faces]
Ivy: k you’ve had fun. now,
[frowning] Leave.
Levi, to Vexus, who is not listening: bruh / bro friend me / bruh im so concerned
the theme, ig
Ivy, on the phone in bed: i hate my parents hbu
Nico, sadly playing video games, also on the phone: father i crave divorce
I: thats rough dude
Nico: thx for listening when no one else would
Ivy: tara tho?
N: like never. idk why
Ivy: k but same??? / like girl wtf we trusted you & u do this.
Ivy, Nico, and also Tara to Ava:
friend-
ship
sucks
tbfh
depression. the end