The driver grins and nods repeatedly, like a pleased bobblehead, and flashes you a “rock on” hand sign as the van pulls up—and it spins to let you in the back.
No aux cord for you, apparently. But when you’re surrounded by post-ironic technicolor autotune-noise, what else could ya want?
Achievement unlocked: Speedruncore
A few hours’ of empty road got nothing on this trance—even if, once you’re off, you’ll need a few hours to get used to the real world again. (The letter I is underlined.)