da gaems
round 1
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Sunny trips and falls in a really bad way, breaking his neck.
[Sunny falls down all these stairs.]
this might as well happen.
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Waiting for…
[Red void. Headspace-Mari is faceless; Omori, in the foreground, is decidedly not facing her.]
Omori does his best to avoid Mari.
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[Headspace-]Hero hopes he doesn’t have to harm anyone.
And Then He Didn’t.
Kel sics his pet
wolfdog on [Headspace-]Hero! Hero gets torn to shreds by the ravenous animal!
[Thinks Kel,] You’re not my real bro… [Hector (the dog) wags his tail, sitting happily in a puddle of blood with Headspace-Hero’s dismembered arm in his maw. Kel, turned away, sheds a dramatic tear and clenches his fist, dramatically.]
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Basil swooshes the air with his
swordshears.
“I f—ing love gardening” [declares Basil, determined.]
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literally just canon:
Kel spots something shiny in the distance.
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[Headspace-]Aubrey tries to kill Mari(’s spirit), but Mari(’s spirit) retaliates and kills her instead.
Something ambushes Aubrey and eviscerates her!
[Aubrey is on her knees.] “not really feelin the love here, Mari…
[replies Mari:] “sorry it’s the 90s. only one girl allowed.”
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[Headspace-]Basil doesn’t really understand what’s happening.
this also [is literally just canon].
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Basil, with a gun creeps up behind [Headspace-]Basil and shoots him point-blank with his shotgun!
[watermelon noises]
[Headspace Basil does indeed split like a melon sprite.] aw
(“why so many Basils” [the roster has] Mari, dead Mari, Something, bonus… had to even [them] out.)
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and, um,
Basil wishes he was dead.
Basil [Headspace ed.], killed by Basil,
[sure is… also canon…] . . .
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In an act of betrayal, Omori and Mari team up and eliminate Something!
i
love the hikikomori route.
[Omori stomps on Headspace-Mari’s shadow, which sure is Something.] hmm.
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Basil does his best to avoid a sad, lonely picnic basket.
[As described, Basil keeps his distance. The basket exists in the foreground.] threatening.
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[Headspace-]Aubrey’s corpse rots peacefully.
why is there flavor text for rotting corpses i ASDFGHJKL
[Skeletons are chained to the wall in triads. One wears a bow.] “omori why”
[Omori simply looks on, thinking,] ah, so peaceful.
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[Headspace-]Kel keeps trying to tell a joke, but it always falls flat.
“hey omori wanna hang out”
[Omori and Mari are furious.] L + ratio + not funny + didn’t LOL + get that truth shit outta here
Mari and Omori conspire against Kel…
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Basil finds some leather scraps, just enough to patch together some rudimentary clothing. It looks rather caveman-like.
at last. one with nature.
Basil wearing leather scraps is a sight to behold.
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Rock
paper
scissors
[In which Omori and (one version of) Basil play the aforementioned game…]
gun? Knife.
Omori lobs his
pitchforkknife at Basil, with a gun, killing him instantly!
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Real Shit emerges as the victorious team. Everyone else is dead.
[Among the roster (team “ZZZ,” the Headspace crew plus Something and Stranger, vs “Real Shit,” everyone else plus Mari’s spirit, the picnic basket, and Basil with a gun), three players are left alive: Mari(’s spirit), in first place with 3 kills; Basil, in fourth with one kill; and a sad, lonely picnic basket, in last with no kills.]
Mari(’s spirit) finds a dapper suit and puts it on! It’s rather fetching.
“we did it, Basil! we beat all the fake people!”
[Mari fistpumps the air in victory. The caveman is less enthused.]
Basil longs for death.
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But One Must Win.
Basil trips and falls in a really bad way, breaking his neck. [:sunnyPensive:]
Mari(’s spirit) eats something she shouldn’t have and dies of horrible stomach pains.
“you just gotta try the steak!” #worth it #already dead
a sad, lonely picnic basket is glad it made it out alive.
It was (not.) very dramatic.
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Bonus:
Round 13
The dead husk of Hero rots peacefully.
The pile of flesh that used to be [Headspace-]Mari rots peacefully.
Mari(’s spirit) twiddles her thumbs.
this was the Entire round. 143 ig…!!
[Mari’s spirit is indeed twiddling her thumbs, sitting on a stump.] nothing disturbing here, folks! [Hero and Headspace-Mari lie facedown in the foreground.]
round 2
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very eventful first round… (1/?)
Headspace-Aubrey bludgeons Aubrey to death with her big stick!
“Which version of me is long gone now”
[Headspace-Aubrey is splattered in blood. Her bat doesn’t even have nails.] “Fucker”
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very eventful first round… (2/?)
Something tries to kill [Headspace-]Aubrey, but Aubrey retalitates and kills it instead.
Omori lobs his knife at Basil, killing him instantly!
in a row, yes.
[Aubrey and Omori don #CoolShades, and there is a cool explosion behind them.] #NotThisTime. [Something and Basil lie flat in the background; Basil didn’t even do anything.]
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very eventful first round… (3/3)
“wow…” [says Basil, starry-eyed.]
[Headspace-]Basil admires [Headspace-]Aubrey’s muscles.
“Thanks,” [replies Aubrey, flexing,] “you should kill your real self for these guns next round!”
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[Headspace-]Kel uses his slingshot to pelt Hero with rocks, which is more annoying than anything, really.
[Hero, nonchalantly eating a sandwich, only glances over. He thinks,] You’re not my real bro…
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Before[, there is Sunny.]
Sunny finally snaps!
after… [there is Sunny. Nothing has changed.]
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A Tragedy in Three Parts:
1.
[Headspace-]Hero tries to get others to notice him.
2.
Hero finds a lovely bikini and puts it on! It’s quite revealing. [The top is on his eyes.]
[Mari’s spirit says,] “i appreciate the gender but pls leave those for real Hero”
[Hero is dejected.] “ok…”
3.
Mari(’s spirit) ambushes Hero and gets rid of him!
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alas, real Hero:
Omori attempts to kill Mari(’s spirit), but Hero intervenes to protect her! Unfortunately, Hero dies in the attempt…
[Spirit-Mari gestures down the stairs, as Hero falls down.] “why would you do this.” [Omori is unphased.] “was the bikini not enough”
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In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Omori and slaughters him!
[Sunny thwacks Omori over the head with the violin, which is thoroughly broken. Omori lies paper-flat.]
when past-you talks too much shit the bikini was good, coward
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Stranger attacks and kills Aubrey before [Headspace-]Basil can react! Basil rushes to help, but Aubrey dies in his arms…
“not the guns… anything but the sick guns…”
[Stranger, watching blankly:] “Bruh.”
Basil Proceeds To Have A Great Time.
Basil just wants it to end already…
Basil starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Basil has a blank expression and seems unresponsive to what’s going on…
Basil starts sobbing uncontrollably. (again, yes.)
To Be Contineu
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Bruh again????
[Sunny shoves Mari down the stairs; begone. She should’ve apologized for the steak.]
In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Mari(’s spirit) and snaps her neck!
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Stranger won’t die like the others. [immediately followed by:]
In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Stranger and kills him dead!
[Four-panel meme, in which Sunny and Stranger face each other.]
“you accept the Truth now, right?”
[Stranger stares.]
[Sunny stares closer.]
[Stranger sweats.]
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last but not at All least.
In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on [Headspace-]Basil and snaps his neck!
[Sunny stares down Basil atop the stairs. Sunny grabs Basil by the neck like a squeak toy.]
Sunnyvengeance.MP3
(you were expecting a shove weren’t you 😎)
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[In the final ranking, Sunny won with 4 kills.]
[Sunny, in real life, has also zoned out flat on his back, with a book spread over his face. His friends sit around him. In dialogue bubbles with no indicated speakers (or order):]
- “Did… did he fall asleep reading?”
- “What’s a hunger game? Now I’m hungry.”
- “Hey, Sunny? …Wow. Out like a light.”
- “How long has he been…?”
- “This has happened before…”
fin. (I Guess.)
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