hunger murder gaem

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da gaems

round 1

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Sunny trips and falls in a really bad way, breaking his neck.

[Sunny falls down all these stairs.]

this might as well happen.

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Waiting for…

[Red void. Headspace-Mari is faceless; Omori, in the foreground, is decidedly not facing her.]

Omori does his best to avoid Mari.

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[Headspace-]Hero hopes he doesn’t have to harm anyone.

And Then He Didn’t.

Kel sics his pet wolf dog on [Headspace-]Hero! Hero gets torn to shreds by the ravenous animal!

[Thinks Kel,] You’re not my real bro… [Hector (the dog) wags his tail, sitting happily in a puddle of blood with Headspace-Hero’s dismembered arm in his maw. Kel, turned away, sheds a dramatic tear and clenches his fist, dramatically.]

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Basil swooshes the air with his sword shears.

“I f—ing love gardening” [declares Basil, determined.]

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literally just canon:

Kel spots something shiny in the distance.

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[Headspace-]Aubrey tries to kill Mari(’s spirit), but Mari(’s spirit) retaliates and kills her instead.

Something ambushes Aubrey and eviscerates her!

[Aubrey is on her knees.] “not really feelin the love here, Mari…
[replies Mari:] “sorry it’s the 90s. only one girl allowed.”

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[Headspace-]Basil doesn’t really understand what’s happening.

this also [is literally just canon].

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Basil, with a gun creeps up behind [Headspace-]Basil and shoots him point-blank with his shotgun!

[watermelon noises]

[Headspace Basil does indeed split like a melon sprite.] aw

(“why so many Basils” [the roster has] Mari, dead Mari, Something, bonus… had to even [them] out.)

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and, um,

Basil wishes he was dead.
Basil [Headspace ed.], killed by Basil,

[sure is… also canon…] . . .

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In an act of betrayal, Omori and Mari team up and eliminate Something!

i
love the hikikomori route.

[Omori stomps on Headspace-Mari’s shadow, which sure is Something.] hmm.

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Basil does his best to avoid a sad, lonely picnic basket.

[As described, Basil keeps his distance. The basket exists in the foreground.] threatening.

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[Headspace-]Aubrey’s corpse rots peacefully.

why is there flavor text for rotting corpses i ASDFGHJKL

[Skeletons are chained to the wall in triads. One wears a bow.] “omori why”

[Omori simply looks on, thinking,] ah, so peaceful.

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[Headspace-]Kel keeps trying to tell a joke, but it always falls flat.

“hey omori wanna hang out”

[Omori and Mari are furious.] L + ratio + not funny + didn’t LOL + get that truth shit outta here

Mari and Omori conspire against Kel

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Basil finds some leather scraps, just enough to patch together some rudimentary clothing. It looks rather caveman-like.

at last. one with nature.

Basil wearing leather scraps is a sight to behold.

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Rock
paper
scissors

[In which Omori and (one version of) Basil play the aforementioned game…]

gun? Knife.

Omori lobs his pitchfork knife at Basil, with a gun, killing him instantly!

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Real Shit emerges as the victorious team. Everyone else is dead.

[Among the roster (team “ZZZ,” the Headspace crew plus Something and Stranger, vs “Real Shit,” everyone else plus Mari’s spirit, the picnic basket, and Basil with a gun), three players are left alive: Mari(’s spirit), in first place with 3 kills; Basil, in fourth with one kill; and a sad, lonely picnic basket, in last with no kills.]

Mari(’s spirit) finds a dapper suit and puts it on! It’s rather fetching.

“we did it, Basil! we beat all the fake people!

[Mari fistpumps the air in victory. The caveman is less enthused.]

Basil longs for death.

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But One Must Win.

Basil trips and falls in a really bad way, breaking his neck. [:sunnyPensive:]

Mari(’s spirit) eats something she shouldn’t have and dies of horrible stomach pains.

“you just gotta try the steak!” #worth it #already dead

a sad, lonely picnic basket is glad it made it out alive.

It was (not.) very dramatic.

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Bonus:

Round 13
The dead husk of Hero rots peacefully.
The pile of flesh that used to be [Headspace-]Mari rots peacefully.
Mari(’s spirit) twiddles her thumbs.

this was the Entire round. 143 ig…!!

[Mari’s spirit is indeed twiddling her thumbs, sitting on a stump.] nothing disturbing here, folks! [Hero and Headspace-Mari lie facedown in the foreground.]

round 2

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very eventful first round… (1/?)

Headspace-Aubrey bludgeons Aubrey to death with her big stick!

“Which version of me is long gone now

[Headspace-Aubrey is splattered in blood. Her bat doesn’t even have nails.] “Fucker”

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very eventful first round… (2/?)

Something tries to kill [Headspace-]Aubrey, but Aubrey retalitates and kills it instead.
Omori lobs his knife at Basil, killing him instantly!

in a row, yes.

[Aubrey and Omori don #CoolShades, and there is a cool explosion behind them.] #NotThisTime. [Something and Basil lie flat in the background; Basil didn’t even do anything.]

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very eventful first round… (3/3)

“wow…” [says Basil, starry-eyed.]

[Headspace-]Basil admires [Headspace-]Aubrey’s muscles.

“Thanks,” [replies Aubrey, flexing,] “you should kill your real self for these guns next round!”

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[Headspace-]Kel uses his slingshot to pelt Hero with rocks, which is more annoying than anything, really.

[Hero, nonchalantly eating a sandwich, only glances over. He thinks,] You’re not my real bro…

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Before[, there is Sunny.]

Sunny finally snaps!

after… [there is Sunny. Nothing has changed.]

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A Tragedy in Three Parts:

1.

[Headspace-]Hero tries to get others to notice him.

2.

Hero finds a lovely bikini and puts it on! It’s quite revealing. [The top is on his eyes.]

[Mari’s spirit says,] “i appreciate the gender but pls leave those for real Hero”
[Hero is dejected.] “ok…”

3.

Mari(’s spirit) ambushes Hero and gets rid of him!

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alas, real Hero:

Omori attempts to kill Mari(’s spirit), but Hero intervenes to protect her! Unfortunately, Hero dies in the attempt…

[Spirit-Mari gestures down the stairs, as Hero falls down.] “why would you do this.” [Omori is unphased.] “was the bikini not enough”

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In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Omori and slaughters him!

[Sunny thwacks Omori over the head with the violin, which is thoroughly broken. Omori lies paper-flat.]

when past-you talks too much shit the bikini was good, coward

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Stranger attacks and kills Aubrey before [Headspace-]Basil can react! Basil rushes to help, but Aubrey dies in his arms…

“not the guns… anything but the sick guns…”
[Stranger, watching blankly:]Bruh.

Basil Proceeds To Have A Great Time.

Basil just wants it to end already…
Basil starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Basil has a blank expression and seems unresponsive to what’s going on…
Basil starts sobbing uncontrollably. (again, yes.)

To Be Contineu

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Bruh again????

[Sunny shoves Mari down the stairs; begone. She should’ve apologized for the steak.]

In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Mari(’s spirit) and snaps her neck!

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Stranger won’t die like the others. [immediately followed by:]
In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on Stranger and kills him dead!

[Four-panel meme, in which Sunny and Stranger face each other.]
“you accept the Truth now, right?”
[Stranger stares.]
[Sunny stares closer.]
[Stranger sweats.]

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last but not at All least.

In a fit of frenzy, Sunny creeps up on [Headspace-]Basil and snaps his neck!

[Sunny stares down Basil atop the stairs. Sunny grabs Basil by the neck like a squeak toy.]

Sunnyvengeance.MP3
(you were expecting a shove weren’t you 😎)

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[In the final ranking, Sunny won with 4 kills.]

[Sunny, in real life, has also zoned out flat on his back, with a book spread over his face. His friends sit around him. In dialogue bubbles with no indicated speakers (or order):]

  • “Did… did he fall asleep reading?”
  • “What’s a hunger game? Now I’m hungry.”
  • “Hey, Sunny? …Wow. Out like a light.”
  • “How long has he been…?”
  • “This has happened before…”

fin. (I Guess.)


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