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Image: Snippet of a newspaper, dated November 1st. In the cover photo, tire tracks skid out of line, disappearing into a sprawling darkness.

Roadtrip Gone Wrong?

A truck swerved offroad last night past the north border. Its remains were found crashed in a ditch, along with flashlights and a prank note. No bodies were discovered at the scene; scrambled footprints indicate the passengers fled.

Locals and tourists alike are reminded to stay indoors after dark. The northwoods are restricted territory at any hour; violators may be fined upwards of […]

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